March 16th

Aubrey Beardsley died on this date back in 1898. He was only twenty-five.

Interesting things that could have happened on March 16th.

The differences between Julie Caesar and Jesus Christ. The Chipping Norton food riots. Second-hand clothes from the 50s. Wanted by the FBI. The legality of carjacking. How it feels to be blindfolded. The glamour of Queen Anne. Is there really a place called Baring. Films with the word Maitresse in the title. Legends of the fetches in Chorley.

Reasons to be Abject. Things you can air. Accents you can try. Things to do in Sydney when you're moribund. How to tell if a jock is a sissy. How to put a woman on a pedestal. How to be Jordanian. What it means to be homeless. Materials that gloves can be made of. Why bigger can sometimes be better.

How to improve on being 241st. Uniforms you can buy in Germany. The achievements of Carol Vorderman. How to qualify for the Corps de Ballet. The world in atlases. How to live in a village on your income. How to be twenty-seven. Different kinds of trousers. Things you can make out of thymine.

The fears of divas. The work of Susie Boyt. Eye afflictions in this day and age. The war of Independent America. The story of Shirley Bassey. How to be sixty-third. How to be supernatural. People who can tolerate sissies. The glamour of siblings. The life and times of Shayna Baszler. The legend of Tutankhamun.

The myths of Lucrezia Borgia. Advantages of pigtails. The biology of the Germans. The prowess of Japan. How to present. Helpful parables. Good shops in Phoenix. The thrills of Oregon. Those who appeared and thise that didn't. The thrills of Norfolk. Different types of faces. The lives of naturalists. Glamour of mushi mushi.

Badly behaved mannequins. How to dissolve. Very good euphemisms. The lives of Jodi Leigh Miller. The art of forging. The deeds of Amanda Dunbar. The heroines of Lewisham. The career of Alina Somova. Femmes made from silk. Demonesses made out of latex.