I didn't dig up as many this month. I'm probably starting to run
out of comments to extract from my old reports, unless I start
making up new ones.

Oh, and welcome to all the new members who have joined recently!


I heard somewhere that there was once an experiment where people
were denied exposure to clocks or sunlight or any other indications
of time, and they were to determine by their own bodies when they
required sleep and how much sleep they required. It turned out that
the natural sleep cycle was found to be two five-hour periods each
day. That doesn't surprise me at all. I sort of slept on that
cycle last weekend. I think if the earth spun twice as fast, life
would be great.

I've noticed that even when I'm all alone in my apartment, and all
the doors and windows are locked, and all the blinds are closed, I
still feel uncomfortable walking around the apartment naked. I can
walk around in just my underwear with no problem, but I only feel
comfortable taking off my underwear in the bathroom. Strange, isn't
it?

I think if society were to ever reach a point where I could take a
vacation with a girl and NOT have people assume that it implies
something beyond friendship, life would be great.

Attractive women walking down the street are road hazards.

I've noticed that some of the more comfortable positions for me in
bed are with my head face-down on the pillow. Too bad I have to
breathe.

--Wayne