With my mind being distracted by all that Jaime Jamgochian stuff, I
completely overlooked the fact that this group's one-year
anniversary was last Friday! So, Happy Belated Annivesary,
everyone! And thanks for all your participation and being a part of
this group! I look forward to seeing where God leads this group in
the future.

With that, it's time for this month's set of random comments, from
the archives of The Celebok Report!


I wonder if meeting famous people in heaven is as hard as meeting
famous people on earth.

Every time I come up with a favorite brand of bread, the supermarket
I go to stops stocking it.

I hate when I'm flossing and I accidentally tie the floss around my
finger.

For a moment, I thought I was completely out of bars of soap and
that I couldn't wait until my next trip to the grocery store or drug
store to buy more soap. But then I looked through my bathroom
cabinet and found that I actually had several bars of soap that I
hadn't noticed before, all different brands: Super 8 Motel, Days
Inn, Best Inn & Suites, Econo Lodge, and a couple of round bars of
soap in fancy wrapping from the Palace Station Hotel & Casino.

I hate when I pour milk into my cereal too fast and it bounces off
and splashes everywhere.

One day, I was hanging out with two friends--a guy and a girl. We
were visiting the guy's apartment. The girl was making comments
about some of the decorations there, such as candles on the tables
and pictures on the walls, and saying how romantic he was. Then she
asked the guy, "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" He remained
silent for a few seconds and then mumbled something about not
finding the right girl. At that moment, I felt the need to set the
girl straight, so I walked up to her, looked her in the eye, and
said, "NEVER ask a guy why he doesn't have a girlfriend!" The guy
thanked me for saying that.

I don't see how ice cream truck drivers can stand to listen to that
annoying music all day!

I think it would be really cool to turn off all the lights in a
supermarket at night, but leave all the register barcode scanners on
and have a neat little laser show on the ceiling.

Chinese food seems to digest weird for me. If it's a kind of
Chinese food that I like, I can keep eating and eating and eating,
and all of a sudden, I'll get full, so I'll stop eating. But then
half an hour later, I'll feel hungry again!

While I was talking to a female friend of mine, she made a comment
out of the blue that she liked my hair. She didn't say it
sarcastically or anything; she sincerely liked the way my hair
looked. It confused me at first, because I didn't intentionally do
anything different to my hair since the last time I'd seen her.
Then when I finally had a chance to look in a mirror, I realized
what was different about my hair: I'd simply forgotten to comb it!

--Wayne