Hi there! My name is John Mason. I'm the stupidest man in America.
I enjoy going to church, playing baseball, and getting kicked in
the gonads.

This news story says it all. Mason asks, "Haven't we all made mistakes?"

Sure John. Everyone fakes his own kidnapping at some point in his life.

By the way, you might want to take that baseball cap off. It makes you look dumb.

Hi! Yes, yes, I'm so happy to be getting married!!! It's exciting. Yes, it's exciting!!! Yes! Yes!! YES!!! Of course I want to get married!!!! Why wouldn't I??!?!? Hysterical?? Who's hysterical?!??!?? I'M PERFECTLY CALM and... and... HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH-HAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!