My ears are not similar to a fire hydrant. I am an eskimo, however. Haven't you heard my song? I'm Quinn the Eskimo. Fortunatly, I am not an elf, french, ...
why does everyone keep saying plummer? The word is plumber...I think. Anyway, how many times do we have to tell you eskimo types that we don't take kindly to...
i reckon your right, dag nabbit. <br><br>i wrote plummer because i dont have the spelling ability to type plumber. WAIT i just typed it!! holy shit! this is ...
This is a brief official announcement.<br><br>In recognition of PurpleChair's sponsorship of the Lime Jell-O Games, and its conspicuous and unrelenting...
your ears will never look like fire hydrants with that kind of attitude. you should stop pretending to be a japanese porn star, that kinda gets me excited, ...
Hey there... How's it going?...... My uncle is allergic to wallpaper..... Did you know that in England you only get one spoon for your whole life and If you ...
in iowa there are plenty of sporks for everyone. but if you happen to lose a spork! you will be immediatly sentanced to be flugnoobered with a large spicky ...
*Please ask small children to leave the room, as the following samples of text may cause psychiological damage as it is graphic and frighting*<br><br><br>I...
flugnoobered you say?!?!? *hides spork behind back* ...uh...oh no i seemed to have lost my spork....<br><br>I SAID I LOST MY CODDAMN SPORK!!!<br><br>Roxy...
i think i lost your spork too! damn, looks like its a flugnoobering for me. <snicker> darn, i realy hate being flugnoobered. <losing ability to ...
i think im gonna change the pic, anybody got any ideas? i have a picture of the toilet that space men use! as well as several other very good pictures...
then youll just have to go get one daddy. <br><br>i have just changed the picture. this is a picture of a teletubbie who needed immediate reconstructive ...
I joined your club, and I already feel at home. Ahh I love being around people as uhh is weird the right word? as I am. heehee. <br><br>i hate it when my feet...
you should use tinfoil. its cold at first, but when it heats up your feet wont get sweaty. this works for about everything. you can cover your vcr, your ...
hmmmmmm tinfoil... i'll have to try it some time!<br><br>... but my VCR and my lampshades and my pens and pencils don't get cold and sweaty... I don't think....
... Hey kids, groovy shindig ya got workin' here... <standing at the entrance of 'PurpleChair'>... Who likes theme music?... <runs over to turntable...
Why is special sauce so special? Wanna know? I'll tell you... Well it all began one bright and sunny morning, I was up flossing my toes when suddenly the the ...
