Terms & Conditions:

TERMS & CONDITIONS OF MEMBERSHIP
1. Bring all that you'll need or want. Liquids, Dilutants, crunchies, diwali leftovers, and such other accessories.
2. You all also need to bring along your sense of humour, your wit, sense of repartee, your data bank of jokes, your ball-guards, inhalers (where applicable), benign tolerance - like always.
3. You are allowed to bring copies of Wren & Martin, Roget's Thesaurus (or other ISO standard will do) your knowledge in uncommon subjects, song books, musical instruments that fit into your shirt pocket.
4. No current issues will be discussed.There are tooooo many of them. No latent issues either, for that matter. In fact no subject on which there is a danger that someone at the table is likely to express an opinion, however noble, erudite or even acceptable to majority. Rarely are any statements of fact made at the poolside anyway.
5. Like always, there is no theme. It is our experience that subjects (like the croaking frog last time, brushing teeth and size-15 etc) will simply and beautifully present themselves for analysis.
6. Mauja hi Mauja!!!