A grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning.
He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in
her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little
green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in
my coffee?"

Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV - 'The best part of waking
up is soldiers in your cup !"


Susie Sunshine asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of
their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Jimmy's picture which
showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant
to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Jimmy. "I see . . . and that
must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Susie said. "But who's the fourth
person?" "Oh, that's Pontius the Pilot."


An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and
in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's
sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out.'"


A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of
children home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said
another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a
close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."


Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"




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