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#1338 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:07 pm
Subject: Re: Fw: THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND
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Date: Monday, December 21, 2009, 12:18 PM





--- On Fri, 12/18/09, Abdur-Rahman Busari <fbusari@...> wrote:

From: Abdur-Rahman Busari <fbusari@...>
Subject: Fw: THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND
To: mduro1@..., "Mikail Adegoke Oduola" <gokeoduola@...>, "wale george" <walegeorgee@...>, "Babalola David" <omoabm2@...>, oriokpa_vi@..., "Etchie" <oluaug2000@...>, "Isiaka Akanmu Olarewaju" <ialarewaju@...>, "olaolunimofiwaye ogungbange" <olaoluwaoyedeji@...>, "florence Nenuwa" <oke_flozy@...>, adedejiadeyinka@..., ayanha2004@...
Date: Friday, December 18, 2009, 4:41 AM


 
Rahman F. Busari
Systems Programming & Operations Division,
National Bureau Of Statistics, Abuja.


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Subject: Fw: THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND
To: "Demola Oyewumi" <ademolaoyewumi@...>, ayamose@..., "Yemi Adenekan" <yemmy17ade@...>
Date: Sunday, November 15, 2009, 10:14 AM



--- On Sun, 15/11/09, olayiwola oyelade <yiwola2002@...> wrote:

From: olayiwola oyelade <yiwola2002@...>
Subject: Fw: THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND
To: "olayiwola oyelade" <yiwola2002@...>, "isaac ojo" <isaacao53@...>, "Abdullahi Bukar" <abba_bukar2000@...>, "achuma" <yemidare@...>
Date: Sunday, 15 November, 2009, 17:59



--- On Fri, 13/11/09, Oyedele John <oyedjohn@...> wrote:

From: Oyedele John <oyedjohn@...>
Subject: Fw: THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND
To: "Ayo Akanji" <aykanji@...>, "Austen Ogah" <ogahomale@...>, "Olayiwola Oyelade" <yiwola2002@...>, "Paul Bolaji" <paulbolaji@...>, "christie gandu" <nevan1965@...>, "Gloria Chukwu" <lorychukwu@...>, "Gillis Harry" <jenegillisharry@...>, "Omolola Oyedele" <ormolola.mccool@...>
Date: Friday, 13 November, 2009, 10:14











Very Interesting,

Somebody thought of carrying out a comparison of different country’s Police forces and came up with this. For Nigeria, hope is not lost though, especially if you remember that the Nigerian police has being able to hold their own against the very best in the past. They’ve consistently won awards and accolades in UN postings outside the country except within Nigeria. Possibly something may be wrong with the Nigerian environment which we ALL must try to fix.  Enjoy!  

 

 

POLICE LOOK IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

 

 

 

 

 

USA

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new_fun_and_fun_only

British

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new_fun_and_fun_only

German

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new_fun_and_fun_only

Russian

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new_fun_and_fun_only

Chinese

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new_fun_and_fun_only

Pakistan

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new_fun_and_fun_only

INDIAN Police....

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new_fun_and_fun_only

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Finally

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#1337 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:47 pm
Subject: SEVEN PERCENT!
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SEE THIS

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, 
' God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.' 

God led the holy man to two doors. 


He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. 

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. 

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. 

They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. 


But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. 


The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. 


God said, 'You have seen Hell.' 


They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. 


There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. 


The people were equiped with the same long-handled spoons, but here
 the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand..' 

It is simple,' said God . 'It requires but one skill. 


You see they have learned to feed eachother, while the greedy think only of themselves.' 

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#1336 From: tayo olanrewaju <talk2temit@...>
Date: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:36 pm
Subject: Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
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The same goes to you too.
 
May the agape love, we share, never die.


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Subject: [tacsfonui] HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

Seasonal greetings.
I pray that God Almighty in His infinite mercies will continue to shower His blessings over us and all ours in the new year and throughout our lifetime. He shall continue to protect us and all our properties from theft, fire outbreak etc. He shall put in place those who will lead us aright and create enabling environment for us to achieve our aims by God's grace.
Happy year 2010.
Bunmi



#1335 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:30 pm
Subject: HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Seasonal greetings.
I pray that God Almighty in His infinite mercies will continue to shower His blessings over us and all ours in the new year and throughout our lifetime. He shall continue to protect us and all our properties from theft, fire outbreak etc. He shall put in place those who will lead us aright and create enabling environment for us to achieve our aims by God's grace.
Happy year 2010.
Bunmi


#1334 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:21 pm
Subject: My message this season
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Jesus Christ is....
The message of all that God has to say to us
The fullness of all that God has to give us
The essence of all that God wants us to be.
Jesus
, the word of God incarnated
The image of God revealed
The fullness of God imparted
The glory of God reflected
The grace of God extended
The power of God demonstrated
The heart of God expressed
The love of God manifested
The salvation of God provided

May your experience of Jesus in this season and the upcoming year - 2010 - encompass His manifestation of His fullness as described above in Jesus name.
Thank you for being part of my 2009.
Have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed 2010.

Lots of love.


#1333 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:14 pm
Subject: My message this season
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Jesus Christ is....
The message of all that God has to say to us
The fullness of all that God has to give us
The essence of all that God wants us to be.
Jesus
, the word of God incarnated
The image of God revealed
The fullness of God imparted
The glory of God reflected
The grace of God extended
The power of God demonstrated
The heart of God expressed
The love of God manifested
The salvation of God provided

May your experience of Jesus in this season and the upcoming year - 2010 - encompass His manifestation of His fullness as described above in Jesus name.
Thank you for being part of my 2009.
Have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed 2010.

Lots of love.


#1332 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:03 pm
Subject: Fw: Vacancy Announcements: Four vacancies, The International Water Management Institute (IWMI)
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The International Water Management Institute (IWMI)

 

The CGIAR Gender & Diversity Program is assisting Bioversity International to mobilize applications from women scientists and professionals for the following positions:

 

1.    Manager – GIS/RS/Data Management Unit

Location:  Colombo, Sri Lanka  

Deadline: 31 December 2009

 

2.    International Researcher – Hydrological/Landscape Modeler

Location:  Accra, Ghana

Deadline:  31 January 2010 or until the position is filled  

 

3.    Senior Agricultural Water Management Specialist

Location:  Addis Ababa, Ethiopia   

Deadline:  31 January or until the position is filled

4.    Senior Social Scientist  

Location:  Addis Ababa, Ethiopia   

Deadline:  31 January or until the position is filled

 

    

We would greatly appreciate your assistance in bringing these announcements to the attention of qualified candidates.  If you or the candidate would like more information about the opportunity in question, contact work-at-iwmi@...

 

To apply:  

Go tohttp://www.iwmi.cgiar.org/About_IWMI/Vacancies/

 

Please note that the Gender & Diversity Program does not accept CVs and plays no role in selection decisions. It only assists in distributing the announcements.  Our goal is to cast the net widely, ensuring that women worldwide learn of job and funding opportunities in a timely manner.

                                                                                                                                                           

Vacancy Announcements

 

See attachments in WORD files

 

The CGIAR Family

 

Created in 1971, the Consultative Group on International Agricultural Research (CGIAR) is an association of public and private members that support a system of 15 international agricultural research centers.  The CGIAR Centers work in more than 100 countries to mobilize cutting–edge science to reduce hunger and poverty, improve human nutrition and health, and protect the environment.  All new technologies resulting from the Centers’ research are freely available to everyone.

 

For more information visit: http://www.cgiar.org

 

The CGIAR Gender and Diversity Program

 

In 1991, the CGIAR launched a program on gender staffing aimed at assisting the CGIAR-supported international agricultural research centers in their efforts to promote the recruitment, productivity, advancement and retention of women scientists and professionals within their organizations.  In July 1999, this program expanded to include a wide range of diversity issues, to help the centers leverage their rich staff diversity to increase research and management excellence.  The program promotes such activities as diversity–positive recruitment, international teamwork, cross-cultural communications and advancement for women.

 

The CGIAR Gender & Diversity Program is hosted at the World Agroforestry Centre (ICRAF), Nairobi, Kenya. For more information, visit http://www.genderdiversity.cgiar.org

 

Thank you.

 

Vicki Wilde, Director

CGIAR Gender & Diversity Program

Hosted by World Agroforestry Centre (ICRAF)

PO Box 30677, Nairobi, Kenya 00100

Tel: +254-20-7224240

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#1331 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:08 pm
Subject: One year old girl is pregnant.
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In this world we see a lot of things and this yet is one more……..

Shocking event for Chinese medicine, which found that a one year old girl is pregnant, Mengru Kang was taken to hospital after unexplained stomach was swollen much. After ultrasound, the doctors found amazed that the girl has a baby in the womb, the child's twin brother. Doctors say that the embryo was not caught in the womb and has found another place to grow. The little girl will undergo a Cesarean delivery to bring out the baby. This unusual phenomenon, very rarely is numneste "fetus in fetus" and can be met once every 500,000 pregnancies.

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STUNNED doctors have discovered a one-year-old girl is carrying a BABY in her tummy. Little Kang Mengru, from China, left medics baffled after her belly became enlarged. Doctors carried out a CT scan to discover the cause of the growth and found a foetus inside her. They believe the tot is her parasitic twin. She is now waiting for an operation to have the tiny baby removed.

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#1330 From: Zechariah 'Leke Akinpelu <oluleke7@...>
Date: Mon Dec 7, 2009 9:31 am
Subject: Happy Xmas in Advance
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In d spirit of d season......And have a rocking week ahead.

Download those gifts please.

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#1329 From: Zechariah 'Leke Akinpelu <oluleke7@...>
Date: Mon Dec 7, 2009 9:07 am
Subject: Always Choose Love
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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."


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"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

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"No", she replied. "He's out."
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"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"

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"We do not go into a House together," they replied.



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"Why is that?" she asked.

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One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

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The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

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His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

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Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

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"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

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Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

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The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

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MY WISH FOR YOU...

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.



Leke Akinpelu
(Application Developer)
 
Upperlink Limited
ASSBIFI House:
4, ASSBIFI Road, Alausa CBD,
Ikeja, Lagos
Tel: +234 8057335512, +234 8036899270


#1328 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Fri Dec 4, 2009 10:03 am
Subject: NESTLE VACANCY [1 Attachment]
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Dear All,
Please find attached an Internal/External Advert for various vacant positions.
Kindly help circulate to suitable candidates.
All applications should be submitted on this web page using this link;www.dragnetnigeria. com/nnplc

 

Best Regards




#1327 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:54 pm
Subject: Re: Fw: WHAT A PRAYER!!!
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Pls read it carefully to understand what this small kid is saying. We may never understand the full importance of what we ask at times. Naked ladies in dad's cellphone? God have mercy!
 
 

 

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

 

 

 

I love little children’s prayer.

Have a nice and fulfill working day.

 

 

I love it, what an innocent prayer. 
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 "Dear God, this winter please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone, Amen."

 

 


 

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Tel. 082-233212

 

 


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#1326 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:38 pm
Subject: Income versus Expenses
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Friends, as we approach the Festive Season;


 

 

 

 

 

Blessings of the Lord be with you
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May your EXPENSES never catch up with Ur SALARY this month. 

SALARYcid:image004.gif@01C9F33454145F40 EXPENSES 

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#1325 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:33 pm
Subject: Why boys need strict Fathers...
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--- On Wed, 11/18/09, olufemi Adebiyi <femibiyi01@...> wrote:

From: olufemi Adebiyi <femibiyi01@...>
Subject: [greatest_grad_2001] FW: Why boys need strict Fathers...
To: "greatest grad" <greatest_grad_2001@yahoogroups.com>
Cc: "christoper achu" <achuchristopher@...>, "Gifty Akangbe" <delightphemmygift@...>, "Rapheal kayode Germany" <raphaeladegboye@...>
Date: Wednesday, November 18, 2009, 9:43 PM

Hope u will enjoy this

Dr Adebiyi Olufemi Adebukola
Department of Animal Science,
University of Ibadan, Ibadan
Nigeria.

Phone No: +234 802 3125 023
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Date: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:34 pm
Subject: I LOVE YOU ALL
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LOVE YOU ALL……………..   
     
   
Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in '09 including me if you care... Try to collect 12... it's not easy!
 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 
 A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.



 If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.


 Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.


 The best vitamin for making friends..... B1.


 The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.


 The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.


 One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.


 You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself
 If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.
 One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
 Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.


 Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open..


 The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.


 The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been.


 Life is too short to
wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right.. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
 
 Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we
are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late. I don't want to let that happen so I'm going to tie you to my heart so I never lose you.
 

Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Even send it to your balloons that you think have flown away forever. You may be surprised to see it return. Send this heart to everybody you love and like and that have touched your life in a positive way.                   






#1323 From: Zechariah 'Leke Akinpelu <oluleke7@...>
Date: Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:03 pm
Subject: BEST WISHES (LET ME BE THE FIRST)
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Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!cid:image006.gif@01CA5BA7.AC71B6C0

Its 8 weeks to 2010, I wish you all the best that life can offer and a wonderful festive period

 

 

 

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 Where did the year go? Suddenly it is November and nearly December......again - and we realize that with giant strides we started in January and within a blink of an eye, 2009 is on its back!

 

A big "Thank You" to you, for the huge impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all the support  I received.......without you, I'm sure 2009 would have been  extremely boring.

 

From my side I wish you all a supernatural Festive Season filled with love and Beautiful Thoughts.

 

May 2010 mark the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and Bright Futures.

 

 

To those who need money, may your finances overflow

 

To those who need care, may you find a good heart

 

To those who need friends, may you meet lovely people

 

To those who need life, may you find the love of God

 

 

Should you be driving during this time.....please take care!

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#1322 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Fri Nov 6, 2009 1:15 pm
Subject: Some job adverts
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All,

 

Attached is an advert soliciting applications for the West Africa Graduate Trainee Program.

 

The  Program was developed in response to GE’s commitment to knowledge transfer and capability development for the markets we serve in the sub-region. It is a 12-month leadership development program, targeted at selecting exceptional recent graduates for 2-3 intensive assignment rotations with various GE businesses. These businesses include Oil & Gas, Healthcare, Energy, Corporate, Security, Global Business Services and Transport. Participants will also go through a world-class leadership and management training program during the period.

If you know interested fresh graduates, who will be interested, kindly send their Resumes to the e-mail address in the attached advert.

Deadline is 14th November 2009.

 

Regards,

Rhoda

 

 

Sahara group is also recruiting; its an oil/gas company,
visit this URL for dedtails

http://careers. sahara-group. com/

Cheers

 

 

 



#1321 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Nov 5, 2009 4:38 pm
Subject: AWWY - "God's Strange Road to Power" (#5954)
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Subject: AWWY - "God's Strange Road to Power" (#5954)
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Date: Thursday, November 5, 2009, 1:19 AM


 

Religiously Unchanged
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One of my greatest concerns is knowing I will one day stand before God and give an account of my life to Him, and realizing only then that I was more "religious" than changed. According to Romans 8:29, God's ultimate goal for my life is to transform me into a person that looks, thinks, and acts as much like Jesus as possible until He takes me home...Read More

 

 
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God's Strange Road to Power - #5954

Thursday, November 5, 2009

He's got a black belt in three different martial arts. That's the highest level of achievement in a martial art. Of course, I told him I have a black belt, too. I wear it with my dark suit. He didn't seem to be impressed by that, but I decided I definitely wanted him on my side. He told me that his training gives him the ability to fight back and defend himself from any position he's in - well, except one. That's face down on the ground. He said that is the one position in which he's totally powerless.
I'm Ron Hutchcraft and I want to have A Word With You today about "God's Strange Road to Power."
Being in a powerless position makes you so weak, so vulnerable, so unable to do anything about the situation. But it is also, in the strange ways of God, the most powerful position on earth. Just ask General Joshua from the book in the Old Testament that bears his name.
In Joshua 5, beginning with verse 13, Joshua is in what may be the most intimidating, potentially fearful situation of his life at that point. He has bravely led God's people into Canaan, only to be confronted with the massive walled city of Jericho, looming before God's people as a seemingly impossible obstacle between them and the land that God has promised. As their commanding General, Joshua has gone to scout out his mission impossible.
The Bible says: "Now when Joshua was near Jericho, he looked up and he saw a man standing in front of him with a drawn sword in his hand. Joshua went up to him and asked, 'Are you for us or for our enemies?' 'Neither,' he replied, 'but as commander of the army of the Lord I have now come.' Then Joshua fell facedown to the ground in reverence" - there it is. That's that position of total powerlessness - "and (he) asked him, 'What message does my Lord have for his servant?' The commander of the Lord's army replied, 'Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy.' And Joshua did so."
Many Bible scholars believe that this Commander of the Lord's forces is actually the Son of God making one of several pre-Bethlehem appearances in Old Testament times. No angel would have accepted worship, and Joshua calls him "my Lord." And Joshua falls on the ground, facedown. This is a man who was very competent, very successful and skilled. He had never surrendered to anybody. But this day he surrenders, and it's going to be the secret of winning. From this moment of total surrender, of total powerlessness before the Lord comes God's unusual plan for conquering Jericho. But before there could be the conquest of Jericho, there had to be the conquest of Joshua.
And before there can be the conquest of the Jericho that looms before you right now, there must be the conquest of you. God allows things into our life that will bring us to the end of ourselves where all your experience, and your talent, your wisdom, your connections, and your persuasion are useless in getting an answer. God has brought you to this moment of total helplessness, not so you would give up, but so you would give over the controls to Him totally, unconditionally. There is no condition God can do more with than our admission of powerlessness. Now you're out of the way finally, and now you can see what God can do!
And as you stand facing the walls of a Jericho that you cannot possibly conquer, it's time for your unconditional surrender to your Lord. Admit your powerlessness. Don't be afraid to be broken. Often it's the breaking of a man that is the making of a man. Let God shine His holy light on the dark corners of you that you've never let Him touch. And tear up that contract you want God to sign; the one with all the ways you've wanted things to be. Give Him a blank piece of paper, pre-signed by you to do whatever He writes on it. You're at the end of your power and at the beginning of His. Surrendering is the way to winning, and powerlessness is the most powerful position in the world.

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#1320 From: Zechariah 'Leke Akinpelu <oluleke7@...>
Date: Tue Nov 3, 2009 8:33 am
Subject: Soft drinks are hard on your health
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Soda, pop, cola, soft drink — whatever you call it, it is one of the worst beverages that you could be drinking for your health. As the debate for whether to put a tax on the sale of soft drinks continues, you should know how they affect your body so that you can make an informed choice on your own.

Soft drinks are hard on your health
Soft drinks contain little to no vitamins or other essential nutrients. However, it is what they do contain that is the problem: caffeine, carbonation, simple sugars — or worse, sugar substitutes — and often food additives such as artificial coloring, flavoring, and preservatives.

A lot of research has found that consumption of soft drinks in high quantity, especially by children, is responsible for many health problems that include tooth decay, nutritional depletion, obesity, type-2 diabetes, and heart disease.

Why the sugar in soft drinks isn’t so sweet
Most soft drinks contain a high amount of simple sugars. The USDA recommendation of sugar consumption for a 2,000-calorie diet is a daily allotment of 10 teaspoons of added sugars. Many soft drinks contain more than this amount!

Just why is too much sugar so unhealthy? Well, to start, let's talk about what happens to you as sugar enters your body. When you drink sodas that are packed with simple sugars, the pancreas is called upon to produce and release insulin, a hormone that empties the sugar in your blood stream into all the tissues and cells for usage. The result of overindulging in simple sugar is raised insulin levels. Raised blood insulin levels beyond the norm can lead to depression of the immune system, which in turn weakens your ability to fight disease.

Something else to consider is that most of the excess sugar ends up being stored as fat in your body, which results in weight gain and elevates risk for heart disease and cancer. One study found that when subjects were given refined sugar, their white blood cell count decreased significantly for several hours afterwards. Another study discovered that rats fed a high-sugar diet had a substantially elevated rate of breast cancer when compared to rats on a regular diet.

The health effects of diet soda
You may come to the conclusion that diet or sugar-free soda is a better choice. However, one study discovered that drinking one or more soft drinks a day — and it didn’t matter whether it was diet or regular — led to a 30% greater chance of weight gain around the belly.

Diet soda is filled with artificial sweeteners such as aspartame, sucralose, or saccharin. These artificial sweeteners pose a threat to your health. Saccharin, for instance, has been found to be carcinogenic, and studies have found that it produced bladder cancer in rats.

Aspartame, commonly known as nutrasweet, is a chemical that stimulates the brain to think the food is sweet. It breaks down into acpartic acid, phenylalanine, and methanol at a temperature of 86 degrees. (Remember, your stomach is somewhere around 98 degrees.) An article put out by the University of Texas found that aspartame has been linked to obesity. The process of stimulating the brain causes more cravings for sweets and leads to carbohydrate loading.

Carbonation depletes calcium
Beverages with bubbles contain phosphoric acid, which can severely deplete the blood calcium levels; calcium is a key component of the bone matrix. With less concentration of calcium over a long time, it can lower deposition rates so that bone mass and density suffer. This means that drinking sodas and carbonated water increases your risk of osteoporosis.

Add in the caffeine usually present in soft drinks, and you are in for even more trouble. Caffeine can deplete the body’s calcium, in addition to stimulating your central nervous system and contributing to stress, a racing mind, and insomnia.
 
Skip the soda and go for:

• Fresh water

Water is a vital beverage for good health. Each and every cell needs water to perform its essential functions. Since studies show that tap water is filled with contaminants, antibiotics, and a number of other unhealthy substances, consider investing in a quality carbon-based filter for your tap water. To find out more about a high-performance filtration system, click here.

On the go? Try using a stainless steel thermos or glass bottle, filled with filtered water. Enhance the flavor of your water with a refreshing infusion of basil, mint leaves, and a drop of honey.

Fruit Juice
If you are a juice drinker, try watering down your juice to cut back on the sugar content. Buy a jar of organic 100% juice, especially cranberry, acai, pomegranate, and then dilute three parts filtered water to one part juice. You will get a subtle sweet taste and the benefit of antioxidants. After a couple of weeks, you will no longer miss the sweetness of sugary concentrated juices.

• Tea
Tea gently lifts your energy and has numerous health benefits. Black, green, white, and oolong teas all contain antioxidant polyphenols. In fact, tea ranks as high or higher than many fruits and vegetables on the ORAC scale, the score that measures antioxidant potential of plant-based foods.

Herbal tea does not have the same antioxidant properties, though it is still a great beverage choice with other health benefits, such as inducing calming and relaxing effects.

If tea doesn’t satisfy your sweet tooth, try adding cinnamon or a little honey, which has important health benefits that refined sugar lacks. For a selection of healthy teas that promote total body wellness, click here. Drink up!

I hope you find the ways and means to avoid soft drinks. I invite you to visit often and share your own personal health and longevity tips with me.

May you live long, live strong, and live happy!

--Dr. Mao

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/drmao/20270/what-soft-drinks-are-doing-to-your-body/

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#1319 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:55 am
Subject: WHO WANTS TO BE MILLIONAIRE?
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Can u believe this?


 

 

Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"


NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'



#1318 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:41 am
Subject: Careers Nigeria
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Careers Nigeria


Oando Nigeria: Graduate Trainee 2009

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 07:57 AM PDT

Oando Group is the largest energy group with strategic investments in a range of energy companies across West Africa. The group is differentiated by the Oando Brand and consists of six main companies. Oando Group is recruiting graduates for its Graduate Trainee Programme. Graduates must possess a Bachelor or Masters Degree with Minimum of Second Class Lower Division [...]


#1317 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:36 am
Subject: "The Trouble With Life's Great Catches"
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In his classic, "Old Man and the Sea," Ernest Hemingway tells about a weary old fisherman who, like most of his village, has had hard times most of his life. He's barely eking out a living, and he goes out one day and decides to travel farther than usual to fish. And to his amazement, he hooks the largest fish he's ever seen in his life - so big he can't possibly bring it into his boat. So he begins to tow his prize fish behind his boat, excited about what this catch could mean and how it may be the beginning of a wonderful turn of his fortunes. It's the dream catch of his life! But as he comes into the harbor and up to the dock, his joy turns back to an even greater despair than before. All the while that he's been towing his prize; the other creatures of the sea have been feeding on it. And all that's left of his dream is bones.
Maybe one reason that story has enduring interest is that it's a mirror of many of our lives. We pursue what we think will give us what we've needed. We catch it, but our great catches all too often turn out to be just carcasses in the end. They gave us hope for a while and then they let us down.
So we go back out, fishing for something else that will be our answer. And ultimately, our next catch disappoints us, too. The trail behind us from our days even as a teenager is littered with the pieces of things that were supposed to make us happy but ultimately didn't. I couldn't help but notice a comment made by Johnny Carson's biographer after that great entertainer's death. This man who was lauded as the best in his field, who made so many of us laugh so many times, who was a giant in television. Here's what his biographer said: "I can't say that Johnny was ever a truly happy man. I don't think he would ever say he was a happy man." He's not alone.


#1316 From: Zechariah 'Leke Akinpelu <oluleke7@...>
Date: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:11 pm
Subject: WHO WANTS TO BE MILLIONAIRE? They sure DONT
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Can u believe this?


 

 

Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"


NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'



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Upperlink Limited
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Ikeja, Lagos
Tel: +234 8057335512, +234 8036899270


#1315 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:02 pm
Subject: Re: [greatest_grad_2001] Fw: [UAM] Used Vs Loved
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USED V
> LOVED!
>
> While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son
> picked up stone and
> scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man
> took the child's hand
> and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a
> wrench.
>
> At the hospital,
> the child lost all his fingers
> due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his
> father.....with painful eyes
> he asked, 
>
> 'Dad when will
> my fingers grow back?' The man was
> so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked
> it a lot of times.
>
> Devastated by his
> own actions..... , sitting in
> front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had
> written
>
> 'LOVE YOU
> DAD'.

>
> The next day that
> man committed suicide... 
>
> Anger and Love have
> no limits; choose the latter
> to have a beautiful, lovely
> life.....
>
> Things are to be
> used and people are to be loved.
>
> But the problem in today's world is that, People are
> used and things are loved...
>
> During this year,
> let's be careful to keep this
> thought in mind:
>
> Things are to be
> used, but People are to be loved
> ... Be yourself.... This is the only day we HAVE.
>
>
>
> > Watch your thoughts; they become words;
>
> > Watch your
> words; they become actions;
>
> > Watch your
> actions; they become habits;
>
> > Watch your
> habits they become character;
>
> > Watch your
> character; it becomes your
> destiny.
>
>
>
> I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder..
> God bless you; I hope
> you are having a wonderful day! If you don't pass this
> on to anybody, nothing
> bad will happen; if you do, you will have ministered to
> someone.
>
> The Will of God
> will never take you to where the Grace of
> God will not
> PROTECT you...
>
> Stay FAITHFUL and
> Be GRATEFUL


#1314 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:48 pm
Subject: Tommy Hilfiger on Oprah & Racism on British Airways
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I HAVE TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS ENOUGH TIME NOT TO TOUCH ANY HILFIGER IN ANY FORM. I AM AGHAST AS TO HOW MY BLACK BROTHERS & SISTERS STILL GO FOR THESE TOMMY HILFIGER'S RUBBISH. PLS READ BELOW


Sent: Wednesday, 9 September, 2009 12:14:50 AM
Subject: Fwd: Tommy Hilfiger on Oprah & Racusm on British Airways

Well done Oprah and British Airways.
 

 

 TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM

1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show


where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if
the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.
Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish
and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class white people
'

His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'.

Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.


My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger.
Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put
Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the
ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT.
PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW.

 

 


Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result.
We have to see the result of unity.


Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in
the world. Stop buying any range of their
(Tommy H etc) product, perfume, cosme ti cs,
clothes, bags, etc.,


2) Scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and London .


A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess..
'Madam, what is the matter,' the hostess asked. '

You obviously do not see it then?' she responded. '

You placed me next to a black man.
I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat.'
'Be calm please,' the hostess replied.
'Almost all the places on this Flight is taken.

I will go to see if another place is available.' The Hostess went
away and then came back a few minutes later. 'Madam,Just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class.
All the same, we still have one place in the first class.' Before the woman
could say anything, the hostess continued: 'It is not Usual for our
company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first
class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.'

She turned to the black guy, and said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.'

At that moment, the
 other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

Both the above are true stories. If You are against racism, please send this message to all
 your friends;

'please do not Delete it without sending it to at least one person'.



#1313 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:29 pm
Subject: Never toy with children
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EMBRACE   THE  LESSON  OF  THE  PIECE  AND  HAVE  A  NICE  WEEKEND PLUS EXTRA 2 DAYS REST..

 

 

 

7 reasons not to mess with children.


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."



One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Because your feet ain't empty."



The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."



It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh



#1312 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:20 am
Subject: WOMEN
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the

woods. She went  into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog  said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will

grant you three  wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,  but I

failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times  ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish,  she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in

the world.

The frog  warned her, "You do realize that this  wish will  also

make your husband the  most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most 

beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's  the most beautiful woman in the world!

 

For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the

world.

The frog said, "That  will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because  what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the  richest woman in the world!

 

The frog then inquired about her third  wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart  attack."

 

Moral of the story: Women are clever, don't mess with them.

 

Attention  female readers : This is  the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

 

Male  readers : Please scroll down and keep whatever you read there to yourself.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

 

Moral of the  story: Women always think they are very smart but they're not.

 

Let them continue to think that way while we just enjoy the show 

 

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

 

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.



#1311 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:57 pm
Subject: Happiness
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Please don't be annoyed in case you get this more than once.
Best wishes.
bunmi


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#1310 From: Jason Bayley <techsignal11@...>
Date: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:38 am
Subject: Hey, I found something interesting.....
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Maybe this 2012 stuff is of some interest to members of our group.  Mayans, Hopis, even Nostradamus have some sort of prophecy pertaining to 2012.  Just visit http://cycles.cc/2012.htm for more on this.
thanks
anthony


#1309 From: bunmi Olasanmi <bunminadeco@...>
Date: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:45 am
Subject: A poem
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I find this very hard to keep to myself alone. Please bear with me if you can’t read Yoruba well but the English interpretations should do you a big deal.
 
This is for the conc Yoruba speaking guys:
 
For some of us who recognize it, this was a poem we all learned by heart while
in elementary school and I believe it is one of the driving forces in our lives as we grow. This was translated by one Prof. Quansy Salako for teaching some Yoruba children in the Diaspora.   Enjoy it….

ISÉ NI ÒÒGÙN ÌSÉ........Work is the antidote for poverty

 MÚRA SÍ ISÉ RE ÒRÉÈ MI.......Work hard, my friend
 ISÉ NI A FI Í DI ENI GIGA.......work is used to elevate one in respect and

 importance (Aspiring to higher height is fully dependent on hard work)
 BÍ A KÒ BÁ RÉNI FÈYÌN TÌ, BÍ ÒLE LÀ Á RÍ;......if we do not have

 anyone to lean on, we appear indolent
 BÍ A KO RÉNI GBÉKÈLÉ,.....if we do not have anyone to trust (we can depend on...)
 À A TERA MÓ ISÉ ENI.....we simply work harder
 ÌYÁ RE LÈ LÓWÓ LÓWÓ.....your mother may be wealthy
 BÀBÁ SÌ LÈ LÉSIN LÉÈKÀN.....your father may have a ranch full of horses
 BÍ O BÁ GBÓJÚ LÉ WON,........ if you depend on their riches alone
 O TÉ TÁN NI MO SO FÚN O,......you may end up in disgrace, I tell you
 OHUN TÍ A KÒ BA JÌYÀ FÚN,.....whatever gain one does not work hard to earn.
 KÌ Í LÈ TÓJÓ.....usually does not last
 OHUN TÍ A BÁ FARA SISÉ FÚN,....whatever gain one works hard to earn
 NÍ Í PÉ LÓWÓ ENI.....is the one that lasts in one's hands.(while in ones possession)
 APÁ LARÁ, ÌGÙNPÁ NÌYEKAN...... the arm is a relative, the elbow is a sibling
 BÍ AYÉ N FÉ O LÓNÌÍ,.....you may be loved by all today
 BÍ O BÁ LÓWÓ LÓWÓ,......it is when you have money
 NI WON Á MÁA FÉ O LÓLA......that they will love you tomorrow
 TÀBÍ TÍ O BÁ WÀ NÍ IPÒ ÀTÀTÀ,.....or when you are in a high position
 AYÉ Á YÉ O SÍ TÈRÍN-TÈRÍN,.....all will honor you with cheers and smiles
 JÉ KÍ O DI ENI N RÁÁGÓ,....wait till you become poor or are struggling to get by
 KÍ O RÍ BÁYÉ TI Í SÍMÚ SÍ O......and you will see how all grimace at you

 as they pass you by
 ÈKÓ SÌ TÚN N SONI Í DÒGÁ,.....education also elevates one in position
 MÚRA KÍ O KÓ O DÁRADÁRA.....work hard to acquire good education
 BÍ O SÌ RÍ ÒPÒ ÈNÌYÀN,.....and if you see a lot of people
 TÍ WÓN N FI ÈKÓ SE ÈRÍN RÍN,....making education a laughing stock
 DÁKUN MÁ SE FARA WÉ WON.....please do not emulate or keep their company
 ÌYÀ N BÒ FÓMO TÍ KÒ GBÓN,.....suffering is lying in wait for an unserious kid
 EKÚN N BE FÓMO TÓ N SÁ KIRI.......sorrow is in the reserve for a truant kid
 MÁ FÒWÚRÒ SERÉ, ÒRÉÈ MI,.....do not play with your early years, my friend
 MÚRA SÍSÉ, OJÓ N LO.....work harder, time and tide wait for no one.

Let’s pass it on to our children.


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