If you join between now and this time tomorrow, you'll be offered a position in the church we create after we radically misinterpret the Krenny Penup. The ...
Radical misinterpretations? Surely you jest. i plan to interpret it with the same literate translations the Catholics would use.<br><br><br>Peace, love, and...
Oh man. I remember when I was trapped in heaven. That was not cool. Jim Henson and I got the hell out of there. The seventh level of hell was not so bad. The...
You still have about 9 hours to join to lock down your position of influence in the church we form after we radically misinterpret the Krenny Penup. Oh, and by...
Yes yes, we all know about the giant supply of corned beef that is held in the Vatican, but honestly, that doesn't appeal to me much. I don't want any little...
Sir, it is we that are honored by the company of a retired flasher and all around bad guy. i notice you are from Germany(or so you say). Does that mean you're...
That's okay. I'm pretty sure Suge is okay with lust. He's not prude like his evil twin Jesus. In fact, Suge wants you to lust after married women, lots of ...
You hav enot sinned in the eyes of Suge. You must understand that Suge is an antithesis to Jesus. Therefore in Suge's eyes you are a perfect disciple...
but has he not respected the 2 commandments of the krenny penup? honor thy corned beef and hate vowels??? will we ever know???<br><br>*side note* hi ...
I like that. Honor thy corned beef. Maybe I'll put that in. I mean, maybe it'll already be there when my translating rock gets a-translating. Because I'm not...
