This group is for moms who aren't afraid to admit that: I love my kids but...

1) I cannot do it all...I am sooo un-super!
2) I need some help! No really, I do!
3) I need a vacation....by myself!
4) I need to send my children on vacation...without me!
5) I yell!
6) I pretend I didn't just hear crying!
7) My house is a mess...again! Didn't I clean 2 hours ago?
8) There is a mountain made of dirty clothes or unfolded clean clothes!
9) My cereal boxes are open and spilled, again!
10) I need not be me for a day or two or three!
11) I live in Tantrumville, down the road from Whineville!
12) I have not slept...since I gave birth to my first child!
13) My name has been changed to "mommy, I want........!".

Paging Dr. Phil! Paging Dr. Phil! Oh, I forgot, some things are a given, no "expert" needed.