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Issue #0757

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Today's Table of Contents



Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well!
The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs.
Cybersalt and I are having with family who are still here after last
weekend's wedding. I haven't even cracked the camera open to get a good wedding
picture to share with you all. However, I have posted a picture of the
newlyweds on the Cybersalt site. It was taken on my first generation iPhone so
give a poor father of the groom a break.
www.cybersalt.org/davis-family-news/congratulations-clayton-and-rebecca (
http://www.cybersalt.org/davis-family-news/congratulations-clayton-and-rebecca )
There is a new entry in the Funblog today. If you enjoyed seeing the school bus
jump over the cars you will probably enjoy "Big Rig School Bus Jump"
at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/big-rig-school-bus-jump (
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/big-rig-school-bus-jump )
For those of you not into stuff being flipped over, perhaps this inspiring video
of something being set right will be more your speed. You will find
"A Little Help From My Friend" at:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-little-help-from-a-friend (
http://www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-little-help-from-a-friend )
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


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Here is today's PearlyGates item.


Elevated Train

A man has to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he
decides to bring his wife. When they arrive at their hotel and are shown
to their room, the man says, "You rest here while I register. I'll be back
within an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed. Just then, an elevated train passes by very close
to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the
bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train
shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager. The manager says
he'll be right up. The manager (naturally) is skeptical, but the wife
insists the story is true.
"Look, lie here on the bed. You'll be thrown right to the floor!" the woman
says.
So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in.
"What are you doing here?" the husband asks.
The manager replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"


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Issue #3734

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Today's Table of Contents



Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well!
The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs.
Cybersalt and I are having with family who are still here after last
weekend's wedding. I haven't even cracked the camera open to get a good wedding
picture to share with you all. However, I have posted a picture of the
newlyweds on the Cybersalt site. It was taken on my first generation iPhone so
give a poor father of the groom a break.
www.cybersalt.org/davis-family-news/congratulations-clayton-and-rebecca (
http://www.cybersalt.org/davis-family-news/congratulations-clayton-and-rebecca )
There is a new entry in the Funblog today. If you enjoyed seeing the school bus
jump over the cars you will probably enjoy "Big Rig School Bus Jump"
at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/big-rig-school-bus-jump (
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/big-rig-school-bus-jump )
For those of you not into stuff being flipped over, perhaps this inspiring video
of something being set right will be more your speed. You will find
"A Little Help From My Friend" at:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-little-help-from-a-friend (
http://www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-little-help-from-a-friend )
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


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Here is today's CleanLaugh


Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home
to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like."
"Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who is
just like your mother."
"I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like."


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Here is today's Oneliner


Oneliner #0707

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight
in other people's patience."


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Here is today's CleanPun


Life is Like a Donut

"Life is like a doughnut... you're either in the dough or in the hole."


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Here is today's CleanQuote


Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.


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Here is today's Illustration


What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to
constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the
steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find and hit than locating
today's microscopic, camouflaged little buttons. How are you ever supposed
to find and use your horn in the nanosecond you have in case of a pending
accident?

But it was a daughter's comment that made me ponder the changing role of yet
another thing I thought would never change. She said something to the
effect that a horn was mainly for communicating to another driver that you are
angry with them. I was a little shocked.
When had a car horn become mostly an instrument to express road rage?
How were we communicating that to her? I didn't think of a car horn that way at
all!
So I started to tell her all about all the old-fashioned uses of the trusty car
horn. Isn't a horn primarily for accident prevention? To warn another
driver that they are straying into your path, or in danger of hitting you? For
such uses, the little buttons are woefully inadequate.
Unless you drive with your thumb or finger poised over the button, forget it.
You can never find the horn that fast.
How else are horns used? Well, of course there is the friendly little "hello"
honk. Then there is the romantic or flirting honk. Then there is the
sentimental goodbye honk: one woman taps her horn lightly whenever she leaves
her mother's home - a cute little ritual that somehow signals all is
well between them. A goodbye honk is like a goodnight kiss: hard to do if you
are mad at someone.
It is an unfortunate sign of the times if my kids have come to think of the horn
as a thing you use to sound off at another driver.
So what are we teaching our kids by example and what they absorb from the rest
of society if they look at car horns primarily as a tool of aggression?
The increase in road-rage and the erosion of the old-fashioned
accident-preventing car horn to the point where the horn is mainly an accent
mark for
flaring tempers is undoubtedly due to many factors.
But can we stem this trend by taking a look again at how we see other people?
When we respect other people as God's creation, as people that God also
loves, we move even our road etiquette up a little higher on the civility scale.
- Author Unknown


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