"Always make the audience suffer as much as possible."
"As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live"
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe~
"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty."
"When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody."
~W. S. Gilbert~
"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs."
"A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time."
~Sir McIntosh V~