> The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls this holiday season:
> Evacuee Barbie - Comes in a suitcase with three changes of old clothes,
> a box of photographs, and
> Rooftop Barbie - Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, a
> flashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when
> she returns.
> Red Cross Barbie - Comes with Red Cross uniform her own Red Cross truck
> capable of serving 1,000 meals per day..
> FEMA Barbie - Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain white
> trailer. (Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.)
> Going Home Barbie - Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator
> mask, shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.
> Looter Barbie - Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and
> shopping cart filled with electronic equipment. (NOPD Ken, equally
> outfitted, can be purchased separately..)