At 08:37 PM 8/23/01 -0700, Lex Python wrote:
>So after reading about Shrub's disdain for the ABM
>treaty and then back-to-back his intention to let
>Mexican big rigs roam US highways largely unregulated,
>I have deceided it is time for ME to run for President
>of the United States.
>Hell if one fast-talking scatterbrained drug-user can
>get in, so can another.
>And I promise, I can at least have better intentions.
Hey Lex, are you interested in vying for the candidacy of the Avatars of
<hokey campaign speech style>
"And I PROMISE you, when *I* am elected to the Presidency, if I wind up
dragging this great country of ours down into a DEEP, DANK, HORRID, SMELLY
*SHITHOLE*, *I* *WILL* *TAKE* *THE BLAME*!"