Normally, I would be the first one to say "Hey, no jokes"...but feel free to
post whenever you get one with both an American and Canadian, and the
Canadian comes out on top. Here goes:
Two Americans boarded a flight out of New York after a hockey
game. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just
before take-off, a Canadian got on and took the aisle seat. After
take-off, the Canadian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
when the American in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a
"No problem," said the Canadian, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the Americans picked up the Canadian's
shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other American
said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Canadian
obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other American picked
other shoe and spat in it. When the Canadian returned to his seat, they
all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Canadian
slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes, and pissing in beers?"