But you, the reader, may be wondering where the performance numbers are. What made us choose this S2000 as a feature instead of Devon Aoki's pink Barbie S2 in 2 Long 2 Download? Well, for one, Devon freaked out and refused to speak to us after she saw our pay stubs. Two, that car is, well, definitely something even the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cast would beat up. Sure, Ferdian's S2 doesn't have a turbo kit, a hard-core EFI tuning system, or anything that really boosts the hoof power. Quite honestly, we just wanted to show a car that's, yes, a show car, since we found Ferdian at Hot Import Nights in the first place. So, if you think we're getting too crazy with all the Japanese performance cars, drifters, and other vehicles you'll never, ever in your lifetime come close to owning, here's your answer. Here's proof that Super Street is still for the people, and definitely worth groping.