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February 10, 2000 Volume 5, Issue 34
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"Honey ... Should I Wear?"
An elderly Jewish couple were going out to dinner.
The woman comes out of the bedroom and says
to her husband, "Darling, do you want me to wear
this Chanel suit or this St. Johns?"
"Do I care?" he replied.
The woman comes out of the bedroom says to her
husband, "Darling, shall I wear my Cartier watch or
"Who gives a damn?" says the husband.
The woman comes out of the bedroom and says to
her husband, "Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear
or my 6 carat round diamond?"
To which her husband responds, "Hey, if you don't
get your act together, and soon, we are going to
miss the early bird special!"
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