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"Last Will And Testament"
Itzic is dying in hospital. He asks for the Greek
Orthodox priest to be called so that he can dictate
his last will and testament.
The priest arrives and Itzic starts to dictate. "One
third of my wealth is to go to the Jewish school for
girls. A second third is for the Jewish school for boys.
The priest writes as asked.
"The last third I leave to the Rabbi to build a
library," Itzic continues.
The priest writes then asks, "As you are leaving your
entire wealth to The Jewish community, why did you
call me and not the Rabbi?"
"Are you meshuggeneh?!! " screams Itzic. "The Rabbi
in the contagious diseases ward?"
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