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Jun 22, 2000 Volume 9, Issue 72
Why do seagulls fly over sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would
be called 'bagels'.
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A UFO land in the parking lot of a local deli.
Two little green men get out and approach
the display window and, much to the surprise
of the patrons, get very excited and alternately
point to the window and their spacecraft.
They rush into the deli and announce "We'd
like to buy a replacement wheel for our ship."
"What 'replacement wheel'? We sell food
here, not parts!" replied the manager.
"No, no, we want the wheel we saw in the
"So show me this wheel, already."
The aliens point to one of the displays and the
manager says, "That's not a wheel, it's a bagel!
Here, try one."
The little green men take a tentative bite, and
one exclaims, "Hey. These would go great
with LOX! (**)"
* LOX: Liquid oxygen. Used with fuel in some rockets.
* Lox - Smoked salmon.
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