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--- In firstname.lastname@example.org, "Agli" <agli@g...> wrote:
> coz its better than sex :D....
> Why Climbing is Better than Sex
> (a man's perspective)
> When you climb, you only have to get yourself to the peak.
> If you climb with someone other than your regular partner, no one
> in fact, you can all three climb together and share protection !
> You can reuse your protection, and someone else even cleans it for
> provided you don't put it in too deep.
> You can leave your protection in for the next guy.
> There IS such a thing as being too overhung.
> You can get belayed without first bekissing.
> A good hand jam can be as satisfying as any other kind of jam.
> No matter how many times you fall off, you can always climb back on.
> Having a belay slave is not a criminal offense.
> The rocks never expect you to call afterward.
> Dry friction is a positive quality when you're climbing.
> The rocks don't care if you show up late.
> The rocks don't complain after 7 or 8 pitches.
> When you're climbing, a good two-finger jam will support your body
> Your belayer never hesitates when you yell "TAKE!"
> When you're climbing, weird body positions are considered "cool".
> The rocks don't scream for help when you try for the on-sight flash.
> The rocks don't complain when you don't want to do cracks anymore
> to do some face.
> A three-finger pocket isn't too big.
> You don't have to wait an hour after getting pumped-out.
> If you pop off early, the only one mad at you is yourself.
> If you end up with little bumps on your skin, you can probably
> Ivy or mosquitoes.
> The gear is safer. And reusable.
> Chalk is easier to get off the hands.
> No one thinks you're weird if you have to feel around for a
> Climbing w/o gear is safer than sex without gear. At least if you
> die fast.
> Always something to do with your feet.
> Routes have safety grades, sex partners don't. I've never had a
> a G on her forehead.
> Its ok to stick your hands, feet, fingers, knees, nose, etc into
any and all
> cracks while climbing.
> You don't have to wash your climbing toys after using them.
> The positions are more fun.
> Climbing gets safer over the years, sex gets more dangerous.
> If you fail, you can always get a second chance.
> Choice of novice or expert routes.
> A climb can last all day.
> Guidebooks tell you who did the 1st ascent and how many time it's
> Lots of tight cracks.
> The only rubber you wear is on your feet.
> There are still rocks that haven't been touched.
> I actually have someone to climb with.